A special "thank you" to Microsoft

For forcing computer manufacturers to install Vista on less-than-capable machines in order to get more copies of the subpar OS on the market. It really makes life easy for PC Techs like me who get to deal with the people wondering why their computers run so slow and expect me to have an answer that doesn't sound like "buy more RAM" or "upgrade." I savor the angry, frustrated responses I deal with on a daily basis. I could not imagine my life without the stress you have granted me.